关键词：全美超模大赛 第一季 America's Next Top Model Season 1
别名：全美超级模特新秀大赛 第一季 / 全美超模 第一季,全美超模大赛 第一季
《全美超模大赛 第一季》拍摄于2003年，所属题材类型：未分类，是一部Tyra Banks 主演的中国大陆综艺，影片的导演是Claudia Frank Bob Schermerhorn 。
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《全美超模大赛 第一季》拍摄于2003年，所属题材类型：未分类，是一部Tyra Banks 主演的中国大陆综艺，影片的导演是Claudia Frank Bob Schermerhorn 。
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This show is quite possibly the biggest waste of videotape, electricity, and RF bandwidth in the 70+ year history of television. Its nothing but 60 minutes of some of the worst bile that can come out of human beings, male or female. Basically, its nothing but pure bitchy, catty, c*nty, vile harpiness among the contestants, judges, and the fashionistas (or should I say fashionazis). Typically a lot of insulting, backbiting, and bitchy, unnecessarily anal-retentive criticism.
The thing that gets me about the show is how much the judges and fashionazis (and the pretentious shallow fashion industry in general) nit-pick against the equally bitchy contestants about little, petty, trivial, frivolous, anal-retentive things about their appearance, personality, etc. Things that the *REAL* people in this world (which the fashion industry lacks, thankfully) wouldnt give rats ass number 1 about. (Myself included.)
Crap like: "Oh, your left eyebrow is a yoctometer off center. That isnt gonna fly, and nobody will take you seriously in this industry because of it!" Or, "Youre breathing wrong. Good luck with winning this competition." Im just kidding here, but they usually end up saying things almost exactly like this on this show.
If getting into the fashion industry is this hard, painful, bitchy, insulting, nit-picky, catty, backstabbing, and anal-retentive as this show tries to portray, than thank the good Lord that He made me all fat, balding, hairy, and dumpy-frumpy-dowdy-frowsy-geeky-lookin, because I would never want to be required to have the caustic bitchiness and anal, pretentious attitude of any model or fashionazi (or any fashion industry worker), namely the people on this show.
And Janice Dickinson, mercy, do not get me started on her...
This show needs to die. Its this show (and many other "reality" shows like it) that proves that competitiveness (and the fashion industry) is truly the devils tool...
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